My hair rat rolls arrived in the mail. Now I can do proper victory rolls and bumper bangs.

Bought my cats a Furminator deshedding brush from amazon a couple days ago and it came in the mail today. This thing is brilliant. The package says that it removes the undercoat and loose hairs and it isn’t fuckin’ kidding, I had a grocery bag full of fur. The brushes are kind of expensive but they’re worth it.  

Those pictures of Richard Madden and Kit Harington together are making me flail.

I had some Winchell’s donuts yesterday. I had a chocolate one left over that I was gonna eat this morning. When I went to look for the bag it was gone, donut and all. That shit just fucking disappeared. I’ve looked everywhere for that donut and I cannot find it. How the fuck do you just lose a donut? Where the hell did my chocolate donut go?

I’m teaching my cat how to high-five. He actually did it. Though I think he was reaching for the treat, but his paw ended up against my hand, so he’s making some progress haha

Dropping followers like flies.
It could be because of a number or things but I’m guess it’s because of the amount of Game Of Thrones shit I keep reblogging lately. I regret nothing. Begone with you GoT dislikers.

You know how some people say “ah shit” or “damn it” when something goes wrong? Sometimes I’ll say “cock and balls” instead. I don’t know where the fuck I picked that up at or why I say it.